Monsterous Cakeage

Welp...

2011-08-14T22:24:00.000-07:00

I haven't done THIS in a while!! I've decided to bring my blog back...talk about tv shows, other peoples lives, MY life, love and shones...i hope you guys stock around b/c I've decide to bring my thoughts back to blogger. (:

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2011-03-01T12:39:00.001-08:00

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30 Days, 30 Letters: Day 3. Your Parents

2011-02-16T08:41:00.000-08:00

My Parents : Donna + Jeff

Be a leader...not a follower.

I could bet money that no one has parents like mine. Both are free spirited, non judgmental, young at heart, loving, caring, natural givers, hilarious, etc. I guess you can say I am pretty lucky!!

I never was that child who grew up hating their parents...or scared of them...my upbringing was pretty fair/non strict. Before leaving the house I was always told to "Be A Leader...not a follower". We'd go to little house parties and I'd see others drinking/smoking...(just being grown in GENERAL.lol smh) and I didn't want to take part in those things. I would always tell people that I never drank/smoked so I felt as though I wasn't missing out on anything--which was true. Im not sure if my parents were at home praying that I could fight off those temptations or not--but if they were,then it worked!!

I grew up having not only respect for OTHERS, but respect for MYSELF...and I feel it very much so has something to do with MY PARENTS.

I grew up in a christian home where my parents respected our minds,space and opinions as human beings. We were not forced to do or believe anything we did not want to believe...and I believe that is why we all came out the way we did. A very peculiar bunch of people...but I love it. Any and every part of my personality comes from them. (: And I am very appreciative of everything they have done for me!

Love,

Kyon "Pooh"

30 Days, 30 Letters: Day 2. your crush

2011-02-06T17:26:00.001-08:00

To My Crush:Third Times The Charm

The third time you try to do something, it will work.

I've come in to contact with you apparently more than once. Very funny story ...RECENTLY, we exchanged numbers...I'd say mid January...only for you to respond with, "That's weird....I already had your number saved in my phone!"...You have two phones and my number was already in both....after a few minutes, you realized that we had ran into each other previously one RANDOM night in Tallahassee a few months prior to us exchanging numbers in January...

We were DRIVING by eachother and some how got eachothers attention while in the car...while I was giving you my number you shouted out of your window "Hey! I already have your number in my phone!!!" (lol)...I replied "So that means we know eachother??" We got out of our cars and hugged each other as if to greet a long lost friend.

You're probably sitting reading this and laughing to yourself...just thinking about the fact that it takes us meeting and exchanging numbers more than once to even begin speaking. (Or laughing at the simple fact that I am blogging about this...but it's apart of my 30 Days, 30 Letters challenged)....or you may not even read this at all... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But on to more so of a "letter" to you I guess....I find you quite attractive...and with attractiveness comes insecurities that unfortunately, we as human beings have to deal with...And with insecurities comes jealousy, and so on and so forth...Everyone has to deal with this sometime in life, and HOW you deal with it is all that matters. We really don't speak as much as I'd wish...but I guess it's just like that sometimes...and that's how things usually fall apart...you become less enthusiastic of things that may possibly happen...They seem to become less likely....But that's just how life is.

I am not really sure as of now what the future holds for me and you...(

The word "crush" is so juvenile...but I guess it does explain the feeling of butterflies when your phone rings and you see that certain someone is calling or texting your phone...or when you are starting a skype call with them...(: Until there are any official titles, than you shall remain my crush. And I am okay with whatever my future has lined up for me from here on out...and I am okay with us being friends,lovers,etc...but what ever we become I hope that honesty,trust,communication and compromise are all involved (just like any other friendship/relationship).

I am not really sure how this all will read...and I am sure many hearts will be broken by reading this...but yes I, Kyon "Lorena Bobbit/Cake" Hollis (lol) has a crush on my 3xC...and I hope the feelings are mutual...

Crush: a burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special.

*thanks Urban Dictionary* haha

P.S.

The kiss was for you. (:

Always,

Kyon "K"

30 Days, 30 Letters: Day 1. your best friend

2011-02-06T14:58:00.000-08:00

Best Friend: La'Amour...Dun ami.

"The Love of A Friend."

If you know ME...you know that I hold all of my friends very closely to my heart...If you are a friend, I consider you family. But this letter is suppose to be distinctly for my BFF KILLA MOTHER F'ING C!

(lol) I met you in 6th grade while I was running for our class secretary...meeting you, my first thoughts were "who does this girl think she is com

ing to MY school with these pretty eyes???" LMBO. But seriously, I've known you for TOO lo

ng now, and you when I say I trust you more than I trust a LOT of people...I mean that. I know t

hat when I turn my back that you won't speak negatively about me and I would never do that to you.
You are like a duplication of me (and vice versa). We get each other...like I know when you're upset and we both know what would upset each other. We have a million inside jokes that only we would understand, a a gazillion stories that involve: hood niggas, food, black

hoodies,rapping, crime mob, making movies/music videos, crazy people,being kicked out of our houses at the same time,leaving for college together etc etc. haha
Everyone goes thru something with someone close to them at least once in their lifetime, and Im glad we were able to go thru and not look back. I swear we've had maybe one incident where we were really mad at each other and just got over it like it was yesterdays news.
I feel like this letter is starting to seem sappy. lol So I will end it here...but no one could take your place as a friend to me...especially since we plan on getting like a million more bff tats! haha

Love,
Kyon "Cake"

In High School...looking crazy. lol

30 Days, 30 Letters...

2011-02-06T14:53:00.000-08:00

First off...HELLOOOOO EVERYONE! I haven't blogged in a minute...and I know these are interesting for some to read...so I've decided to come back...my blog gives me a chance to give my thoughts some breathing room. (:

So there's a little exercise going around called "30 Days, 30 Letters"
It encourages fellow bloggers to write 30 letters, one a day to a different 'person' or purpose. Here's a list of what I will be writing about/who I will be writing to each day:

Day 1. your best friend
Day 2. your crush
Day 3. your parents
Day 4. your siblings or closest relative
Day 5. your dreams
Day 6. a stranger
Day 7. your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend
Day 8. your favorite internet friend
Day 9. someone you wish you could meet
Day 10. someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like
Day 11. a deceased person
Day 12. a person who’s caused you pain
Day 13. someone you wish could forgive you
Day 14. someone you’ve drifted away from
Day 15. the person you miss the most
Day 16. someone that’s not in your state/country
Day 17. someone from your childhood
Day 18. the person you wish you could be
Day 19. someone you can’t get out of your head
Day 20. the one who broke your heart
Day 21. someone you judged on a first impression
Day 22. someone who deserves a second chance
Day 23. the last person you kissed
Day 24. the person who gave you your favourite memory
Day 25. a person you know who is going through the worst of times
Day 26. the last person you made a pinky promise to
Day 27. the friendliest person you knew for only one day
Day 28. someone that changed your life
Day 29. the person you want to tell everything to, but are too afraid
Day 30. your reflection in the mirror

I will be posting my letters on my blog...I look forward to seeing yours..

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2011-02-03T19:19:00.001-08:00

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2011-02-01T18:51:00.001-08:00

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2011-02-01T12:42:00.001-08:00

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2011-01-25T21:41:00.001-08:00

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2011-01-25T21:40:00.001-08:00

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2011-01-25T10:06:00.001-08:00

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Making Money Online?

2010-04-09T12:48:00.001-07:00

I mean..either you tweet all day, or you're on fb all day..might as well make money while doing it!!
Now I was never into the hype of it all..but when I tell you Id was recieving TEXTS,CALLS,DM'S,MSGS,SOS about this site..I FINALLY gave in!!..lol I made an account a while back,but decided to hop back on it today...I mean I personally know people who are making easy money from this site..so I decided to share with my blog readers! FYI I will start blogging again starting tomorrow! I've just been clearing my mind and all of that hog wash...I hope this reaches you as a blessing!! COLLEGE STUDENTS should def. look into this as well..instead of sitting at home being hungry..sit at home and make some money. (=

2010-01-16T10:39:00.000-08:00

Now I know I know..I haven't blogged in a WHILE..but Im back!! atleast for now..(;
ok so what I really felt like doing is making an overview of everything in the media right now..nothing jazzy..no cute little graphics to go along with it..just a subject and my thoughts on it. okay heeeeeeeere we go:

AMBER ROSE ROCKS NEW HAIRSTYLE
=| I really don't care.."wow" she has a mohawk..how/why did that surprise you?

NBA PLAYER DEALS DRUGS INBETWEEN GAMES-CAUGHT!
again,why are we surprised? he plays for the pacers? im sure selling drugs was the 2nd worse decision he made in the past 10 years..where are the pacers based out of anyways? everytime i hear "pacer" i think of a nurseying/old folks home.

AIDS GIRL CAME UP NEGATIVE

I knew the whore was a fraud with her little see through scarf and fake names with stories!..cmon son. you messed with 600+ men and know detailed lifestories on each one of them? I marked her fraud from day #1!! but i MUST say,you should still treat all of your sexual partners as if what she said she had done was true..but eff that trick,anyway!

JOHNSON&JOHNSON MAKE A MASSIVE RECALL ON OVERTHECOUNTER DRUGS!

I was straight before I read this..so my dear precious TYLENOL EXTRA STRENGTH has been making people SICK?! Apparently so; they are saying that some batches of regular and extra-strength Tylenol, children's Tylenol, eight-hour Tylenol, Tylenol arthritis, Tylenol PM, children's Motrin, Motrin IB, Benadryl Rolaids, Simply Sleep, and St. Joseph's aspirin have a moldy smell which are making users sick. There's a recall out on these..sigh..im sorta sad b/c i use extra strength tylenol for EVERYTHING that my BC powder wont help on! (haha)

THE PREGNANCY PACT:based off of true story

For my fellow LIFETIME watchers,I know yall have seen the commercials about a group of young white girls planning to have babies at the same time "we have to promise to get pregnant at the same time"..welp,let that have been me a few years ago..Id get my ass whooped along with my group of friends..whooped so bad I forgot I made the pact. lol WELP it airs on Saturday at 9..Ill be sure to catch it to recap yall on #thingscrazywhitekidsdo and remember #beatyourchildren

RANDOMNESS:All About Kyon (=

I feel I should catch yall up on TEA-in the past 2 months,I have gotten robbed by a psycho negro from VA that was upset that my best friend didn't like him *yes,seriously*.

I witnessed a baby being born..and let me tell you-it almost made me want to give up sex !! Well I did actually consider it that ENTIRE day..lol I was in shock..its not a pretty site..at all.

I feel like Ive been in the club atleasttttt once a week,and that TRUELY isn't like me-but damn it's so BORING in Inverness! lol

Ill be back in Tallahassee SOON!

ohh and last but not least(since I feel the need to add a video or SOMETHING),last night I ran into up and coming funnyman/comedian SPOKENREASON last night in Tampa..and he's really cute in person..oh and tall! lol

so now for you twitter heads...for whoever has had someone block them on twitter,myspace,or even facebook..this is for you:

TAKE YA SHIRT OOOOOOFF!

2009-12-02T18:26:00.000-08:00

Tpain's hurse from the video. I took a pic of it outside of the moon..lol RANDOM.-there was a CASKET in it!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1m_pnQAaVE
I was on the set while they filmed this video in
the BEAUUUUTIFUL city of Tallahassee,Florida! It's
nice to see the atmosphere of BOTH campus' (FAMU & FSU) and
how Tpain combined them..the video is fun & I see a LOT of
familiar faces! Shout outs to : Antwon, Boyz of Poision,
Torque, Upsilon Omega Psi Phi, Beta Nu Alpha Phi Alpha etc etc!

AHHHH! Another One Bites The Dust: Pleasure P's Child Molestation Documents

2009-12-02T17:51:00.000-08:00

sooo I may just let the documents speak for themselves in this blog...haha I know some of you may (or may not) have heard about Marcus "I like to touch em tenderly UNDER the sheets" Cooper aka Pleasure P (former member of freaky guy group Pretty Ricky) and his child molestation case that is slowly coming to light. Apparently he has molested a few young CHILDREN (yes,plural..meaning more than one) while either in the group or before he was in the group..Either way it was covered up and this is the reason why (even if Pretty Ricky are not allowed to actually say it) Pleasure P was KICKED OUT OF PRETTY RICKY (yes,got the BOOT..he didn't leave-he was placed out due to these allegations).WELL the daughter of his attorney decide to take to twitter with Marcus' scandal b/c he was slow at making payments to her father..

This is an actual court document of what occurred.
(to see more visit Goldsteins Twitpic Page or her actual Twitter page.)

Goldstein questioned Spectacular of Pretty Ricky via twitter stating:
"Is there a reason why everyone in the world is talking about your brother Pleasure P the child molester & ya’ll don’t know?"

and he replied:

Pretty Ricky's Official statement:

Unfortunately due to Pleasure P’s lawyer filing an injunction against us from speaking, we are not at liberty to speak about the case.” How ever we will let it be known that we did kick him out of the group, he did not leave on is own free will. We did a deal with Atlantic via Craig Calman that we would let him out of the group if they bought out his contract with us and Blue Star which is the official label of Pretty Ricki. We are not at liberty to discuss why we kicked him out of the group. ~ Pretty Ricky

tsk tsk...another one bites the freakin dust.

The heroic tale of a Crazy Btch

2009-11-29T15:17:00.000-08:00

First off,I KNOW YALL HAVE MISSED ME! I mean b/c I am SO missable. (= But off that,
I know yall have already heard about Tiger Woods minor car accident that took place around 2am the day after Thanksgiving in his Central Florida community..Now I trust and believe all of my readers are of quality intellect..so pay close attention to my context clues...

ANYWAY, So Tiger left his home around 2AM in his CADILLAC ESCALADE TRUCK,hit a TREE&a fire hydrant, and his heroic wife* came to the accident scene with a golf club in hand..she smashed the BACK window to help rescue her husband from his truck....He was driving an escalade truck. Reports say that the truck was traveling less than 33 mph and recieved only damage to the front bumber & grill...

someone just explain to me why the BACK window was broken..instead of breaking a back seat window in order to unlock the doors..IF they were locked (seeing as though the report did not say they WERE locked).
ANYWAY,he was knocked unconscious for about 6 minutes..and Im waiting for them to go Chris Brown/Rihanna on this situation. lol

welp watch this Boondocks clip..reminds me of the Tiger incident in a way. lol

RAYMOND vs. RAYMOND must be about to drop..

2009-10-06T10:03:00.000-07:00

(CLICK IMAGE IN ORDER TO ENLARGE)
Okay..(lol) So if you haven't heard it yet-Usher Raymond has made his Confessions 2009 "Papers" about Tameka Foster. In the song he is talking about how he is ready to sign "the papers"..and after listening to this Tameka bashing song-I wonder.."usher..which papers are you ready to sign? divorce papers? or child support papers?" LMAO B/c Tameka is about to KELIS ASS!

how do we know he is talking about Tameka? Well-he said "I done damn near lost my mama" (*and remember his mother didn't like her? FELLAS LISTEN TO YOUR MOM!! THEY WONT FAIL YOU ON THESE YAMPS! ).
Personally,I didn't like them together anyway..she made Usher look old as HELL..and she looks like a Tranny "HOW YOU DOIN?!".

Im sure their divorce was delivered via mp3 to a Mrs.Tameka Raymond,FORMALLY known as Miss Tameka Foster, ABOUT to be known AGAIN as Tameka Foster..I cant wait to get a divorce so I can play this for my future ex boo (HOLLAAAA *frankies voice*)if you haven't heard the song here it is:

if this aint throwin SHADE,then I don't know what is!! lol
while he's singing THAT,Tameka is singing this:

while you all are in the "listening spirit"-I thought yall would like to hear where Ushers song is sampled from(it is actually currently on my myspace page,but for the sake of lazy readers:

I PERSONALLY find it funny that the beat to this particular song was use..lol since Gorilla Zoe is pretty much dissing some chick on this song "Im sick of you,Im like AH-CHU".

WAKE UP!

2009-10-01T09:47:00.000-07:00

It's the first of the mooonnntthhhh so cash ya checks and cmoonnnnnn

I misssseeddd you guys oooohhh so much! *no bullshit,I really have! lol* But like Bone Thugs say "ITS THE FIRST OF THE MOONNTTHHHH"..so I need to GET UP & get back to BLOGGING!!

BUT on to more IMPORTANT matters!!

*clears throat* RECENTLY my main photo on facebook& twitter has caused some sort of controversy: people voting if I have on clothes or not..or just ASSUMING Im either NAKED from the waist down or in a G-string! LOL.

LET ME BREAK IT DOOOOWNNN!!

I changed the photo to black&white..seeing as though my leggings are GRAY,they now blend in with my 'black&white skin'. got it? Nah,my friends are all ignorant...yall don't have it..I bet yall are STILL over there like "that bitch was naked!" LOL

okay. are yall happy?! IM NOT NAKED!! NOR in a G STRING!!..lol I think I just solved the mystery of September..Hope everyone has a BLESSED October!

GIMMIE THAT V-CARD,BITCH!!

2009-09-19T13:19:00.000-07:00

So I was tweeting with some of my tweethearts yestersday (anndd some of my facebookers) and we were talking about the whole sex/virginity stuff..

My mind often wonders..its weird..I sometimes think: i wonder what they're thinking? are they thinking "i wonder what kyon's thinking"? lol sigh..but yeah I could recall the day I lost my virginity..from the time my (at the time) boyfriend called me and told me he was going to come see me.. I sort of figured I was gonna lose my virginity--but I thought that everytime I was alone w/ him(EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT! sigh)..So innocent..I had on my winnie the pooh pajamas (lol..my mom and dad call me "Pooh").I had never "snuck out" before so I wasn't to sure on how to really do it..BUT I was a very smart girl..I thought "the front door is too loud,my room window is too high..not the garage door is waaayy too loud..im scared to go out by the pool..Ill jump out of the window in the garage..yeah that's it!"-I climbed out of the window with easeee..and spotted my ex boyfriends car..fast forward...this is what was playing:

SIGH but yeah to sum it up--I laid there with my hands covering my entire face--crying&repeating apologetically "Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry!!!"..we finished up..and that's when I realized that the problem wasn't getting OUT of my house,it was GETTING IN! I climbed back through the window-but before making it COMPLETELY into the garage-my foot got caught in the blinds shielding the window ripping them apart where i got tangled up in them..placed my feet on the ground the BLOOP..WTF?! the WINDOW fell out. LMAO how in the hell does a WINDOW fall out? IDK..but I had to nigga rig that shit before my parents got up..(damn i hope my mom doesnt read my blog!! if so JK!!). But yeahhh..pretty much everytime I hear bump bump bump I shiver..(not in a good way). lol
I asked a few of my friends what song was playing or a memorable moment from when they lost their virginities! you can do the same in the comments. =)

"she had on elmo socks when we did it... so now when I watch elmo's world I get a boner!... lmao..my first time I used her lil sisters towel for a clean up rag... came over the next day and saw her wiping her face with it"

"When I came I cldnt stop cumin....it was like a waterhose....I nutted on her, her clothes, the bed, the floor, & the wall...SMH"

"lol @ losing my virginity in a house that was being built...good times good times"

"ok..i was in the woods with no music, just joking"

WHAT SONG DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO?

"Bitches AIn't Shit - Dr. Dre .... My first was real thug... lmao!"

"there wasn't no damn music."

"Gangsta-Gangsta .. N.W.A"

"something by GreenDay"

"what song did YOU lose your virginity to?? Shittttt we didn't play any music cause we was to busy listening out 4 her mom!!"

"I lost my virginity to TP2.com hahhaha"

" I lost my virginity to Bobby Brown's My Perogative album and I'm 21. Tell Lil Wayne to top that."

jeeeerkin

2009-09-18T16:31:00.000-07:00

so yeah I woke up this morning in a good mood..it was sort of weird..i listened to a few gospel songs-then I had the urge to freestyle(???)...that slowly changed into me REALLY wanting to make a JERK video..I felt I had all things required to do such:
colored skinny jeans CHECK
jerkin songs CHECK
web cam CHECK

..BUT I didnt know how to jerk! LOL..sooo I had to find a tutorial..granted I only watched like 1 minute of the video..*sigh* it was still enough for me to get the basic movements "jerk,reject&dip" ANYWAY..just check out this shit..me&my sis "Trini".

I edited this video..hope yalle enjoy!! lol make sure to comment!

ZODIAAAAAC!

2009-09-17T19:08:00.000-07:00

Thanks to my good friend Boogie and is blogger I was able to find this explanation of my zodiac:

Pisces Female

This woman is the epitome of romance. Lace, candlelight, floral arrangements ...anything that seems out of the ordinary to her. She wants to be loved and has to be protected. Very psychic, yet prone to disillusionment, she has a hard time separating fact from fiction and an even harder time facing the daily practicalities. She, like her male counterpart, exudes an aura of sexual mystery. This is what attracts so many men to her; they are trying hard to capture her elusiveness. She can be fascinating without trying. Her emotions are like a roller coaster but she never loses her faith in her partner or in life. She will withstand many traumas in life, but each one hits her hard and tends to weaken her resolve--in times of crisis she will become even more dependent on her faith and her partner. The Pisces is creative and she can expend many of her fantasies successfully through music or artistic expression. Sexually she is self-sacrificing and giving to her partner; the problem with this is that she may not have the ability to communicate her own sexual needs to her partner and her mystical sexual expression will be squelched.

now this is gonna sound crazy..but i kept trying to figure out why guys were approaching me in a sexual manner..like..all of my life! LOL I could never figure it out..so I decided to take this question to the streets *pause*..okay i took it to yahoo messenger w/ a good friend of mine that Ive known for a few years..this is how it went:

cakezilla(me): a lot of guys look at me sexually...why?

FRIEND: lol u have an exotic look to u..it's diff. lol ur a cute female. that happens. lol guys are guys.

welp i guess that explains it...(*random thought: i wonder if he thought i was playing when i said i was about to blog it..i havent responded to him yet lol*)sigh
but yeah..my zodiac crap sorta hit..i AM creative..and blah blah--everything was pretty much accurate..well except the whole romantic candle lite dinner by the sea or whatever they said..

if you'd like to see yours make sure to visit: www.boogiesworld.com...his blogs are as interesting as mine..I PROMISE!

RANDOM: this nigga tall as HELL!!!!! 8'1!!wooowww

chileeeee boo!

2009-09-17T12:18:00.000-07:00

SO Bobble head Tila has BEEF w/ Teyana Taylor & Trina. This is what Bobble Head (Tila) had to say in her blog :

"But seeing how a part of my job is being a blogger now. I felt it is my job to blog about it and maybe one day I'll find out why they hate me so much. Is it because Teyana has a thing for Souljaboy and is she mad that him and I are friends? I mean....I reallly hope that's not the case because Souljaboy is like a little brother to me. Plus.....me fighting over a dude is not my style......i mean....in case you haven't heard....dudes fight with me....ha ha...ok that was a tasteless joke but hey whatever.....I'm allowed to make that joke since I was the one who got choked by my ex-boyfriend NFL player. But that's a whole different blog that I will be writing about.
"

okay Im about to READ Tila..yall ready?

1. you spoke on keeping it professional,BITCH BLOGGING about it publically is NOT keeping it professional..all you are doing is making it worse. I mean it's not really WHAT you say,it's HOW you say it-& Tila seemed pretty "Kanye-ish" (jackass-ish) to me.

2.Blogging is sort of your job now? So fcking wasn't enough for you? Now you gotta Karrine Stefans(write about it) the shit?

3.If Teyana Taylor doesn't whoop your ass,Trina would!..WHY would your 4'11 469lb (100 lbs in her breast,369 in her head)continue on w/ these two women? Oh I know..b/c you know that they're not DUMB enough to jump at you. NOT b/c theyre scared of you--but b/c you are a worthless nobody..and while youre talkin about you had to GOOGLE Teyana Taylor-I had to google you and STILL dont know what you do/did!! Atleast when you google Teyana it has nothing to do w/ suckin/fckin/lickin.

4.So you're SERIOUSLY gonna joke about being "chocked out" *cough cough*..youre name is Tila Tequila and you dont drink..ma'am. NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY HONEY!

I said all of that to say this: Tila is a waste of followers. lol if youre following her--ask yourself why? I mean if you like the fact that she sexually harasses her followers on a daily then HEY that's you--which would make me question myself "why am I following YOU" (*IF I am doing so).

RT @MsAyannaJ: @cakezilla her tweets are bipolar. Love & blessings in one. And P*ssy a** Bi**** in the next. & she's BFF with a MCCAIN. Wtdta?

boing boing boing boing sucky sucky sucky

Aren't All Democrat's Jackasses?

2009-09-17T11:38:00.000-07:00

Kanye West;America's Jackass...boy oh boy..so I just got word that Kanye is now considering joining the republican party(who cares if its true or not,its hilarious) because President Obama (a democrat) refered to im as a "jackass")...if you ask me..President Barack Obama is a jackass..and I am too...isn't the definition for a Jackass a person of the Democratic party? so *in donkey voice* "hhheee hooonk" to you all!

so I said all of that to say this: Democrats-embrace your inner jackass! And remember not to bootleg any more Badboy albums!! We're boycotting them!
oh yeah..and in other news..have yall heard about the 11yr old boy that faked his own kiddnapping so he wouldnt have to come home w/ a bad report card? he told the police that he "jumped out of the abducters car& mysteriously left his book back"(that had his report card on it)..BUT managed to jump out w/ instrument...lol what lies did you tell to your parents as a child? SHARE with me. =)

KONVICT MUUUSSIIICC!

2009-09-16T14:59:00.000-07:00

when I saw this pic I thought "aww poor thing!!"...then I started thinking dirty thoughts like "my oh my i wouldnt mind him pulling my weav..i mean weeds" sigh...either way LOOK AMERICA!! CHRIS BROWN IS TAKING ON THE TASK THAT THE COURT ORDERED..NOW LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!!

*sigh* but yeeeahh..the first song that popped up in my head when i saw this pic was:

shout outs to T.I.& Shyne
PS I beat the shit out of that girl...not him! POW.

"AUBREY,AUBREY!!"

2009-09-15T23:56:00.000-07:00

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Now I don't know if you've all heard already..But I was kicked out of a Bad Boy TinyChat (all my twitter ppl now what that is "whoop whoooop!" lol) earlier tonight.. DoFat (the big producer guy with the black lips that was on the first season of Making The Band) was hosting a TinyChat w/ Willie of Day 26 and a few other badboy heads..there just so happen to be ONE spot open to video chat..so I jumped on it..but instead of staring at the cam..I ignored them,and continued to talk to my sisters drunken roommate as she ranted on about how hawwwwny she was and blah blah blah..I look up..and these niggas done kicked my ass OUT the room!! lol

I feel almost like 75% of Danity Kane...smh..Badboy STAY kickin a sista outta shit!!!

I said all of that to say this though..I am boycotting Bad Boy..and I will be referring to Diddy's new group as CLEAN MONEY..I think Que is a suspect Gay Fish. Willie cheats on his wife, Rob is a cry baby,whats the little chubby ones name? I like him..lol oohh and the one with the braids is always winin..sigh..all of this talkin about them made me wanna download their album..... on limewire..FOR FREE so HA! badboy!! TAKE THAT TAKE THAT!

Ima let you finish..

2009-09-15T20:24:00.001-07:00

Lil Popa's reaction to seeing herself getting dissed on the VMA's..

LMAO. can someone PLEASE send Kanye in to interrupt?! "Jay-z doesn't care about lil mama". How DARE he says she T-Painin though..I heard that comment yesterday,but I thought he was talking about autotunes..butttt I get it. LOOK Jayz,buddy...ole pal..you're nearly 70. Don't start beef with a chick/male..who is POSSIBLY 17-28.Go to the nursing home and pick on people your OWN age!!!! As for Lil Mama....LMAO. That poor soul..she is just so lost.

fck youuuu captcha!!

2009-09-15T14:20:00.000-07:00

so Im on facebook..minding my own business..replying back to all of my loverly friends that replied to my original status/tweet..and what'da knoww--Facebook tries my GANGSTA(or should I say my human) and pulls the olest trick out of the book..a captcha! If you aren't aware of what a Captcha is..its a test that helps differentiate a computer and a human being...or in other words: its that irritating piece of SHIT pop up that askes you to type some words that you can barely read!! (calms back down..*) just look at this shit!

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now I say all of that to say this: FCK YOU CAPTCHA!! you tried to hold me down for so many years--now allowing me to make timely replies b/c I didnt know what the fck you were trying to make me type..ooh but SOME HOW I found otu that letter was a "N",thats beyond the point. (*calms back down..* AGAIN)Im just sayin..

Cheaper to Keep Her?

2009-09-15T13:00:00.000-07:00

YUP! In the words of Tupac "my mama aint raiisee no fooo'". MediaTakeOut reported earlier that Nas and Kelis are back at it again?...it would be A LOT cheaper for him to keep that CRAZY btch tied down for the next 18 years..possibly marry her..then divorce her ass..OF COURSE this is all gonna be AFTER he signs a damn prenup. HONESTLY,I think he would have taken care of his child w/o the threat of child support. The audacity of this woman to ask for more money than what some people make in a half year!!! I know its only to support her habit (of multiple hairstyles/colors). It only costs $.25 for a pack of koolaid Kelis! if you want your hair to be green just go buy a pack..dont charge this nigga $2u7283493043958549850948.alotta b/c you held his seed for 9 months!..sigh but enough of that..I gotta get back to working on this damn flyer..back to my hustle and flow..Im sure Ill post some more random $h%# on here later. =)

Kanye has been Presidentially DISapproved!

2009-09-14T22:09:00.000-07:00

soooo apparently President Obama referred to Kanye as a "JACKASS" for what he did to Taylor at the VMA's. According to CNBC:

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REGARDLESS to the presidents comments I still believe that this whole thing is being blown out of proportion..everyone is using the situation as good publicity for themselves..youu down someone else for their mistake it makes YOU look good. America is so damn BACKWARDS..its the same thing w/ the Chris Brown incident..instead of letting this boy MOVE ON with his life..they'd rather him explain WHY he did what he did and continously apologize for something that happened almoostt a year ago!!! GET OVER IT AMERICA!..we have bigger things to worry about..like this good oleee recession and forever 21 separating me instead of TRANSFERING me to Atl..lets talk about that!!Or how about why walmart keeps changing the prices of caprisuns like we dont know the difference?! $1.95 one day $2 the next..and CVS sells em for like $5!?
WHAT ABOUT THOSE IMPORTANT THINGS AMERICA?!HMMMMM??!!

Another Fallen Rattler...

2009-09-14T20:51:00.000-07:00

Courtney Sims

(she is the 2nd female from the left in the blue shirt)

Life is short...live your life today as if you are in hopes of a tomorrow..dont take any one in it for granted....

R.I.P. Courtney Sims, the world @ the famu j-school has lost a beautiful, strong, intelligent black woman....GOD BLESS her soul, her family & friends...LETS KEEP OUR EYES on GOD thru these tough times...I'm sending my prayers for all of my fellow rattlers and extended rattler family!
-Will Jr.

FACES MODELING TROUPE!

2009-09-14T19:17:00.000-07:00

On the Highest of 7 Hills in the Capital City of Tallahassee,Florida;FACES MODELING TROUPE INC. presents their FALL interest meeting SEPT.14th Embassy Room!! GOOD LUCK to my FACES FAMILY and the incoming new members!!♥

Jeanie MsSwagg JosephThe baddest girls on the hill |check| we come in all shapes and sizes|check| swagg through the roof|check| shows sold out|check|chapters across fla|check| we walk em stupid|check| you want to start ur own legacy or be apart of one? FACES modeling troupe INC( oh yes were incorparted too) daaaaammmmmmm TONITE @ 7:30 EMBASSY ROOM fall09 INTREST MEETING!! See you there ♥

team ya vs. team everybody else

2009-09-14T17:18:00.000-07:00

So Kanye West was, and is still scheduled to do Jay Leno's inaugural show this evening, AND talks are in the works for him and Talyor Swift to do a duet?

haha...I just read this and laughed to myself!! Im sure there will be some serious ass kissing&apologizing going on tonight!! either way you look at it..its all a big PUBLICITY STUNT and we soak that shit riiiight on up like its the last bit of soda in a can! you gotta hate it and love it!

nooo my nigga!

2009-09-14T17:13:00.001-07:00

soo I JUST got news my nigga Patrick Swayze passed away today of cancer...you may remember him from the movie GHOST starring alongside Demi Moore&Whoopi Goldberg..It takes the death of stars for people to realize how precious THEIR lives are..sad,yet true.. My prayers go out to his family and friends.

Tipsssyy in my bff's livin rooooooom

2009-09-14T16:38:00.000-07:00

Since Tipsy by Florida based group Pretty Ricky is relevant again...

Thought I'd share MY VERSION of Spectaculars infamous video! Thanks to me having some hanes drawls,the track,webcam&my bff's living room!! oh and cant forget the goons in the back!! haha

OPPS!

2009-09-14T15:43:00.000-07:00

Sooo!! Lil Mama realizes she made a boo-boo and apologizes to Alicia Keys&Jay-Z...

"I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys," the statement reads. "I admire them and look up to them as role models. 'Empire State of Mind' had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY."

PERSONALLY I thought it was funny and figured she did it for shits&giggles...or maybe b/c she was confused about whiiicchh MTV show was being taped..either way..poor thing!!

Lil Mama after making her apology..flexin her muscles "grrrr"

Bey Preggo?

2009-09-14T13:20:00.000-07:00

I thought only family was allowed in the room?

Lil Mama said fckkkkk that! Im family! BROOOKLLYYYNNN!

Kanye just can NOT shut his mouth!

D.O.-WHO?!

2009-09-14T10:49:00.000-07:00

Hola Fckers.

There are people out there that are in JAY-Z's man parts harder than his wife Beyonce. No,not "fans",but his SUPER GROUPIES. Yeah them. The ones who changed their ringtones from "Buy You A Drank" to "Buy You A Round" thanks to Jay-Z's release of D.O.A

Now I will admit autotune can give a goat an angelic voice-but honestly..WHO CARES ABOUT TALENT NOWA DAYS?! (besides KANYE WEST who we know is ALL about talent * the rights of Entertainers). But with acts such as Soulja Boy,Rihanna, and Cassie (I like all three respectively)-you have to name atleast one thing going for you inorder to make it big (ie looks,personality,dancing style,fashion).

Now T-Pain might not be the sexiest on the block-BUT you have to admit his "sing-a-long" auto tune songs are undeniable! SO UNDENIABLE,that everyone else decided to try the whole autotune thing themselves (in the words of T.I. "so inspired by my style decide to try it yourself"). I mean give this man his props..he DID rank #34 on Times List of 100 most Influential People (3 spots ahead of our beloved President Obama).

PLUS T-Pain's camp(NAPPY BOOYY: @youngcash, @onechanceoc, @nbtaydizm, etc etc) is on good terms with Taylor Swift...which puts him on good terms with white America...which means his records will sell! POW!

T-Swift possibly?

top of the mrning fckers!

2009-09-14T09:21:00.000-07:00

SO! Im sure you guys ran to your little (BIG) blogsites this morning and saw all of that shit I posted last night huh? lol..it feels pretty nice to tell you the truth....this blog was not created inorder to inform you all what "celebs are doing"..that is what TWITTER is for (shameless plus: FOLLOW ME @CAKEZILLA lol).

NOW I know what you're thinking "but all of your posts last night were.." oh SHUT UP last night was VMA's so I was posting my usual random rants..lol

Im still considering what I want the main focus of my blog to be..I have gotten SO much positive feed back in LESS than 24 hours of me even LAUNCHING my blog!! but stay tuned w/ me..better things to come...;)

make sure to check out my blog later today..Im sure Ill have a good update for you feens!

Kanye Wests sorry?

2009-09-13T22:11:00.000-07:00

nah nigga dont take it back now!!

Kanye Kanye KANYE!! you are making your fellow College Drop Out(s) look bad dear!!! BUT nonetheless,he cant be tooo arrogant..he DID make an attempt to apologize..although everything has been said and done,ppl sometimes do things on impulse&dont think much on the outcome until..well shit hits the fan!! much respect to Beyonce,Taylor&even Kanye!..its hard being in the public eye!!!...and remember..he snatched the MIC from her..not her award..I,on the other hand would have grabbed the award-threw it in the air&chuck norris(ed) that shit into the audience!! (=

"why is Bow Wow On Stage w/ Us Jigga?"

2009-09-13T21:56:00.000-07:00

Alicia Keys: "Aye Jigga,why is Bow Wow on stage? this aint the remix!

OKAY LIL MAMA we get it..you're from NEW YAWWWWK!! We've seen every season of ABDC&you remind us of your home state every show. Stop it,before Jigga gets you kicked outta NY! POW

Ratchettness of the VMA's

2009-09-13T18:32:00.000-07:00

it WOULD take Kanye's RATCHETTNESS to get me excited about the damn VMA'S! This print screen is right AFTER Kanye fcked up poor Taylor Swift's acceptance speech..LMAO. more news to come...

stay tuned with me!!

*updates*
video clip of Kanye going haaam!

APPARENTLY Kanye was drunk off the henny! So yall know who to blame! lol

"This Hennessey, is gon be the death of me" -- Kanye West , Bittersweet

a comment from MTV's live blog of the VMA's

10:34pm - Just talked to a security guard at the stage door where Kanye went to hang out after crashing the stage. The guard told me that Kanye has officially left the building. Meanwhile, dude just got booed HARD when they announced his nomination for Best Hip-Hop Video. ZING!

annddd Kanye LEAVING the VMA's "Im tryin hard man!" melt downnn. this was 07 but damn you'd think he'd just STOP coming? lol I ♥zzz Kanye tho! lol

soo lets talk VMA's+Fashion

2009-09-13T17:33:00.000-07:00

Katy Perry

I love the fit of this dress..BUT..lol it gives me Gladiator..sigh

Kid Sister...what in the..you know what..Im not gonna even say anything..she just..idk man im done. lol

this thing wrapped around Solanges dress looks like its trying to kill her..you know those things that teachers put around boards in class for decoration..yeaaah!

umm..Im not gonna comment on Sir Sean Paul..but Cassie KNOW she's wrong for taking credit for the whole no edges thing! They know this nigga started it all!!

*taps fingers on desk* I dont even know this chick..Maria Menounos..but I WILL say she looks like a cross between an ALMOST wrapped gift&a christmas tree.

Lo Bosworth of The Hills ......two seasons ago this chick was JUST graduating High School...NOW she looks like shes had 6 kids by 8 different men and is looking to retire in a nice old folks home in the country. MAH GAWD!!

pretty much to sum up what Ive seen thus far of MTV's VMA's...BET might have had a SHITTY MJ Memorial(RIP)...but atleast ppl didn't get dressed in the dark w/ both hands tied behind their backs!! c'monnn man!

watch the VMA's here:

Live Broadcast by Ustream.TV

Janet ripppping it on stage!Performing "Scream" 'along side' her LATE GREAT brother Michael Joseph Jackson..RIP!

WHO GON' CHECK ME BOO?

2009-09-13T17:01:00.000-07:00

EVERYONE should already know about Sheree of RHOA and her ANGRY rant with her party planner&her infamous phrase "WHO GON' CHECK ME BOO?!". Well Kyle of BET's College Hill Miami decided to take to the streets of Tallahassee,Florida (850/RATTLER COUNTAAYY!! lol okay enough of my FAMU Pride)&get remarks from the locals! So while you go about your BUSY day-if someone ticks you off just simply ask them "WHO GON CHECK ME BOO?!"

enjoy.

PS I think the funniest parts are the guys gettin all crunk & the goons at the end "who gone check me boo?p*$$% bwoi" loll

Letter To My Unborn Child

2009-09-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

Everyone that knows me,KNOWS I love this man! They'll also know that I LOVE "Letter To My Unborn Child"..I made this video a few weeks ago & I thought I'd share it the worrlldd!! ♥ and I know my old high school friend Kayla probably wont run across my blog since I havent heard from her in a few years--but we both LOVED this man..sigh. But yeah yall just use this time to look at my video..laugh and all that good stuff..

PS NO JUDGING ON MY BLOG!!lol..and btw the crazy voice over is a program that I have on my webcam! lol

"OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!"

2009-09-13T00:47:00.000-07:00

SO! Serena Williams goes OFF on the Line judge at the US Open match..she's ebtter than me..Id likely slap the shit out of her. "she said she was going to kill me" bitch please she has too much money..she'd hire someone to do that!!

CAKEzilla

2009-09-11T16:53:00.000-07:00

rawwrr! ;]